Sto e Cult

"rock osu os rock kudosu"

~ Karxy

The Sto e Cult is an organization that was founded by Female Rock on April 23rd, 2020 in order to aid in comprehension of the words of the Great Sage Karxy. The associated Discord server became a gathering place for the rocks and defecting members of the main Witch Cult Translations server.

History
Upon it's creation, the Sto e Cult Discord server was originally used for discussion related to the rocks or to hold rock-themed events. Over time, the server has historically been a place for members of Witch Cult Translations to congregate outside of the main server. After Fern left on January 21st, 2021 due to his warnings, the Sto e Cult server became one of the few places to find Fern outside of #casual. Similarly, following the Raid Arc two months later, the three idiots Karxy, Shamak, and Naotsue also took refuge in the cult. The Sto e Cult server finally overtook #casual as the main server for many members after the April Fool's Incident and subsequent death of #casual.

After members flooded over from Witch Cult Translations, there were many swift changes put in place. One of the first major events to take place was the overflowing of the previous server owner, Female Rock, and installing the Great Sage Karxy as the server owner.

Fern, upon realizing he had been underutilizing his shilling abilties, began to shill Muv-Luv to the Sto e Cult server, resulting in a wave of members playing the visual novel. This led to a Muv-Luv arc and the separation of the Muv-Luv channels and #general.

Prophecy
In Sto e Cult folklore, 16 million months ago, a great sage was born in the land of Pennsylvania. He became very rich, so much so that everything in Pennsylvania came into his possession. Even though he had a lot of money, the great sage loved rocks more than everything.

The Great Sage could speak the language of the gods, a language that only the chosen ones could speak. Unfortunately, being the only human who could speak the language of the gods, the Great Sage was isolated from society. He was called a crazy madman because the people couldn't understand him. In the end, he had only rocks by his side.

Being chosen by the gods, he was granted the 9 HOLY ROCKS which had the power to wish for everything the user desired. Each rock has the power to wish for anything related and each rock has a name. A few years after, the Great Sage Karxy had a wonderful dream. After he woke up, the first thing he said was, "I wish I could give females rocks."

The meaning of this prophecy is not known, but what is known is that the Great Sage must have the 9 HOLY ROCKS to fulfill this prophecy. The prophecy, "I wish to give females rocks," is theorized to be a wish to transform all genderless rocks into female rocks all around the world, where he can have a harem of female rocks and give them to all weebs who don't have a girlfriend.

Information
The Sto e Cult is made up of 4 groups; the Sovereign, the Females, the Nine Holy Rocks, and the Rocks. The rank of a member is seemingly chosen in accordance with the prophecy of the Sovereign. When asked about his actions, the Sovereign, Karxy, replies that, "It was funny."


 * The Females tend to the Sovereign and assist in running the cult. One even seems to own the Discord server used by the cult for their activities. Females are most usually spotted on said server.
 * The confusingly named Nine Holy Rocks consist of 26 current members. The original Nine Holy Rocks represent aspects of power. Such as the Rock of Culture Fabiom, or the Rock of Cuteness Beddy.
 * Rocks are base followers of the Sto e Cult. Along with higher members, Rocks are granted powerful abilities in accordance with their Rock names and appearance. Rock names are chosen either by the Rock or by Karxy.

The Original Holy Rocks

 * Karxy, Rock of Brain
 * Jamakin, Rock of Rock
 * Udan, Rock of Envy
 * Fabiom, Rock of Culture
 * Beddy, Rock of Cuteness
 * Jercan, Rock of PP
 * An Average Rock, Rock of osu!
 * Gator, Rock of Pedo
 * Dubbiegod, Rock of Heart Zoom